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JOSH ALLEN ROASTS BILLS ROOKIE: COLEMAN'S 'TERRIBLE SPIKE' IS ALREADY LEGENDARY

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JOSH ALLEN ROASTS BILLS ROOKIE: COLEMAN'S 'TERRIBLE SPIKE' IS ALREADY LEGENDARY

ORCHARD PARK, NY — Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen has wasted no time welcoming rookie wide receiver Keon Coleman to the NFL, but perhaps not in the way many expected. After Coleman scored his first career touchdown, Allen didn't just celebrate the points—he instantly crowned Coleman's ensuing celebration as an all-time flop.

In a candid post-game interview, Allen hilariously dubbed the spike, the traditional ball-slam celebration after a touchdown, a "terrible spike."

Allen revealed the unwritten, high-stakes rule of the Bills' offensive meeting room, a standard that separates the men from the boys: "We judge our spikes... and the way that it's judged, if it leaves the screen on the top, it's a great spike."

Coleman’s effort, according to the veteran QB, didn't even come close. Allen’s brutal assessment? "I don't think his got a foot off the ground and just kind of rolled forward." The QB joked that he was initially going to chase the ball, a common practice to retrieve the game ball, but upon seeing the rookie's excitement, he opted for a more patient approach. "I just kind of waited to congratulate him on his first touchdown."

The footage of Coleman’s modest ground-level spike, coupled with Allen’s cutting commentary, is an instant classic in Buffalo folklore. While the touchdown itself was a crucial moment that solidified Coleman's arrival, the "terrible spike" is the moment that truly marks him as a Bill. It’s a hilarious, light-hearted instance of rookie hazing that shows the chemistry and camaraderie building between the franchise QB and his newest weapon.

The message is clear: Welcome to the NFL, Keon. Now hit the weight room and work on that vertical!

Eagles Legend Wins $25 Million Court Battle After Wife Tried to Take All His Money
The Philadelphia Eagles community is buzzing, but this time not because of football. Donovan McNabb, the legendary quarterback, has just won a high-profile divorce case that nearly cost him his entire fortune. McNabb, who earned over $96.9 million in NFL salaries across 13 seasons, faced shocking claims from his wife. She accused him of infidelity, neglect, and demanded $100,000 per month in alimony along with 80% of marital assets. But McNabb’s legal team flipped the case. Forensic auditors uncovered that Carter had secretly transferred $5 million from joint accounts to personal ones, spending lavishly on vacations and luxury shopping without her husband’s consent. Judge Sarah Thompson (California) ruled that these actions violated the principle of equitable distribution, which requires fair division of marital property. The court rejected most of Carter’s demands and restored McNabb’s rightful share. The ruling awarded McNabb 50% of marital assets, valued around $25 million, including half of the couple’s mansion and investment portfolio. Carter was also ordered to repay $2 million she had “wasted” during the marriage. Most importantly, McNabb avoided permanent alimony payments. Instead, he will provide temporary support for only six months — far less than Carter’s original request. Speaking after the trial, McNabb said: “As a husband, I always trusted her with all of my assets. But when we could no longer live together, she heartlessly tried to take everything from me. I only ask for fairness for both sides — she deserves her share for raising our children with care, but she cannot take it all.” “This is a clear example of abusing the legal system,” McNabb’s attorney added. “My client stood for fairness, and today the court recognized that.” Fans on social media have hailed the decision as a victory not only for McNabb but for athletes everywhere, many of whom often lose big in divorce settlements. Some even called it “a comeback drive” worthy of his Eagles legacy. For Philadelphia, this courtroom win feels like a reminder of McNabb’s resilience. He may no longer wear midnight green, but once again, he proved he knows how to win when everything is on the line.